Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow.
– Jeff Valdez
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
– Leonardo da Vinci
There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but
the cat just lies there, dozing; and the world quietly reshapes itself
to suit his comfort and convenience.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
To escort a cat on a leash is against the nature of the cat.
– Adlai Stevenson
Some cats is blind, and stone-deaf some, but ain't no cat wuz ever
dumb.
– Anthony Henderson Euwer
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
piss on your computer.
– Bruce Graham
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
– Kyoya, 9
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship her and a cat that will ignore
her.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats.
– Albert Schweitzer
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
– Collette
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of
kittens.
– Abraham Lincoln
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
– Naomi, 15
A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something
better to do.
The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can
pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color scheme, income,
personality, mood. But under the fur; whatever color it may be, there
still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls.
Cats do not go for a walk to get somewhere but to explore.
It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted
roaming.
– Adlai Stevenson
Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places.
Cats seem to go on the principle that is never does any harm to ask
for what you want.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
– Dave Platt
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
A human may go for a stroll with a cat; he has to walk a dog. The
cat leads the way, running ahead, tail high, making sure you understand
the arrangement. If you should happen to get ahead, the cat will never
allow you to think it is following you. It will stop and clean some
hard-to-reach spot, or investigate a suspicious movement in the grass;
you will find yourself waiting a fidgeting like the lackey you are.
But this is not annoying to cat lovers, who understand and appreciate
a good joke, even when it is on them.
– Robert Stearns
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
you later.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
– Joseph Wood Krutch
On the average, cats need 24 hours of sleep a day. Some need more
than that.
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could
walk on a cloud without coming through.
– Jules Verne
A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom.
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat,
arrange yourself in slim poses.
One cat just leads to another
– Ernest Hemingway
If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you, but
if a cat does the same thing it’s because your lap is warmer
Felis Domestica is a misnomer. Cats have yet to be domesticated.
Cats greatest gift to the owner is his presence. That should be more
than enough.
The best place to keep food out of a cat’s reach is in your
safe, provided he doesn’t know the combination.
When bathing a cat, have plenty of large towels available. You will
need them to dry yourself off.
Cats are not born neurotic. They don’t usually become neurotic
until several minutes after birth.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this.
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